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1. Describe your favorite pet OR if you've never had a pet you liked, describe what your favorite pet would be/be like.
i have never had a pet but i would LOVE to have a pet lemur! I would name him Arthur, and i would take him every where with me.

2. Where do you feel safest?
I feel safest in my grandparents home. They have always been there for me even when i do the worst things. MY grandparents have been with me since i was born and have never left. They make me feel safe.

3. Write a CREATIVE excuse (absence) note for the attendance office.

Dear Attendance Office,
please excuse me from school today. My mom and i forgot to get the Sunday news paper off of our porch. We picked it up today, Monday, and thought it was Sunday.
Sincerely,
Senor Love Daddy

4. If you could have as much of any one food item--not a full meal--and it wouldn't count against you as unhealthy, what would you pick? You could pick an ingredient, like sugar, and all sugar would not count against you, or you could pick a finished item like fudge, in which case you could eat all the fudge you wanted but brownies, chocolate bars, etc would still count against you.
If i could have any food and it wouldn't count against me I would pick milk shakes! Milk shakes are totally delicious and i wish i could have them everyday, but they are really bad for one's health so I'm not allowed to have them when I please.

5. If you could punch any one character from a book or film, who would you punch?
If i could punch one character out of all the books we've read I would choose Jack from LOTF. He really annoys me for some reason.

6. You're given an empty storefront and startup money. What kind of business would you open?
I would start up a fast food place where the food was given quickly, but it was still as healthy as a home made dinner.

7. What 5 things would you like to do before you die?
1) Make love to Vanessa Hudgens
2) Kick a grizzly bear in the balls
3) Learn how to be a ninja
4) Spend alot of money
5) See a star up close

8. If you could go back in time to change any one historical event, what would it be, and how would changing it affect the world moving forward FROM THAT POINT OR if you could un-invent something, what would it be and why would you un-invent it?
I really want to un-invent the piss test. I dont like it one bit. It catches you with everything! through piss! I odnt think thats very fair..
9. Write down your top 5 favorite lyrics/quotes and explain why you like them/picked them (and give any analysis that will help us).

"Life is a game of inches. It's the guy who is willing to die who's going to win that inch."

"Never tired no fatigue, never defiant to my team."

"There are three things in my life that I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem- once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit."

"My word is my pride, but wisdom is bleak and that's a word from the wise."

"I'm allergic to cheatin', I hate failure and I'm in love with achievement."

10. You have a week to spend $10,000--how would you spend it?
I would pay for a bunch of new baseball stuff. Then i would give my mom the rest of the money to save for me :)

11. Pick a poster/piece of art from Mr. Ross' walls and write about why you picked it. Do you love/like/hate it? How does it make you feel?

12. Describe your favorite piece of clothing/accessory and why you like it (hat, shirt, shoes, etc) OR if your house was burning down, what 3 non-living things would you grab?